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Microsoft ready clean Mac’s out-of-date clock
Published in PC Hardware


New ARM Snapdragon X will make Macs look as dated as Stevenson’s rocket

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says that while the fruity cargo cult Apple had done a splendid job on its latest Mac, it was going to be outdated by the new windows optimised laptops coming from Acer, ASUS, Dell, HP, Lenovo, and Samsung in the next four weeks.

Microsoft boss turns company around in 10 years
Published in News


It is worth ten times more

While we might miss the shy and retired former Microsoft CEO Steve [there’s a kind of hush] Ballmer, his replacement has undoubtedly done a lot better with the company.

Microsoft will not increase salaries this year
Published in News


Bonus and stock award budget will remain the same

Microsoft will hold off on offering salary increases to full-time employees.

Nadella worried about Voles staying up late
Published in News


Go to bed it is past your bedtime

Software King of the World Microsoft Chief Executive Officer, Satya Nadella, is worried that his workers are staying up too late working.

Microsoft boss says Trump’s Tik Tok deal was bizarre
Published in News


Strangest thing I have ever worked on

Software King of the World Satya Nadella said being roped into buying TikTok by president Donald Trump was the strangest thing he has ever done.

Nadella is now Microsoft chairman
Published in News
Thursday, 17 June 2021 11:58

Nadella is now Microsoft chairman


Replaces John Thompson

Software King of the World Microsoft named Chief Executive Officer Satya Nadella as its new chairman, in place of John Thompson.

There is nothing wrong with big tech
Published in News
Thursday, 11 February 2021 11:39

There is nothing wrong with big tech


It just needs guidelines, says Nadella

King of the Volehill, Chief Executive Officer Satya Nadella, has been telling the world+dog that there is nothing wrong with Big Tech - all it needs is clearer laws and rules.

AI should not replace people, warns Microsoft boss
Published in News


It should make them more efficient

Microsoft’s Supreme Dalek, Satya Nadella, has warned companies against thinking that AI will replace people.

Has Microsoft given up on Windows?
Published in News
Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:52

Has Microsoft given up on Windows?

In some ways it sure looks like it

As we reported earlier today, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella proclaimed the virtues of its cloud computing platform.

Thursday, 03 April 2014 08:38

Did Microsoft just get its Mojo back?



New approach, new products, new management